Ruber

Written by David Foster and Carol Bayer Sager

Performed by Gary Oldman

Ruber
Let's go back
To war and violence
I'm so bored with
Peace and SILENCE!

Nights of evil
Filled with fear
Your worst dream
That's my idea
Of fun!

Let darkness find it's sad ways
Let's go back to good old bad days
No more foolish acts of kindness
Arthur and his kingdom will be mine!

Ruber (spoken)
Years from now no one will bother
To recall your good king Arthur
Because all of this will be mine
This will be mine

Ruber
I have a plan
It includes you!
You, Juliana
Will lead me to
Camelot

Where I will claim all that is mine

In the the back of your wagons
My men will all hide
You'll sit up front
As the gates open wide

Now watch as I create my mechanical army with pride

With this potion
I got from some witches
A drop on this chicken
All watch as it switches

Into a weaponI can use at will
Now this chicken can kill!

Ruber (spoken)
Ta-Da! Behold. . . uh. . . Bladebeak!
(laughs)

Ruber
Step right up and enter quickly
I'll transform the meak and sickly
Into iron men with hands of steel

Ruber (spoken)
Yes yes, into the water quickly now!
Go you fools! NEXT! Stand up straight now!
Move it along. No no no no that one's no good!
Prepare for the dawning of a new age!
"The. . . Ruberion age!" Year one

Minions
Bring on the darkness
Bring on the gloom
We are the army of
Death and Doom
(repeat 7 times)

Ruber
Only one will be revered
Worshiped, hated, loved and feared

Ruber (spoken)
I'd just like to say a few words:
I me mine

Ruber
You were mistaken if you believed
Ruber was someone who'd crumble and leave
Now I'm back
And I will be staying this time

Ruber (spoken)
I told you once
I told you twice
Everything you see before you
Every last plivit
Will be mine.

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