If I Didn't Have You

Written by David Foster and Carol Bayer Sager

Performed by Eric Idle and Don Rickles


Cornwall
I'd be rocking with the dinos
Swinging with the rhinos
I'd re-dragonise this cave
In a minute!

"Cornwall" they would sing
Cause I would be the dragon king
I would love this world without
you in it.

If I didn't have you

Devon (spoken)
If you didn't have me?

Cornwall
If I didn't have you

Devon (spoken)
Well how about if I didn't have you, huh?

Oh what I could be
If there was only me
Oh what I'd do
If I didn't have you

Kayley (spoken)
Stop bickering and get your act together!

Devon (spoken)
Act? Did someone say "act"?  I can act!

Devon
If only I
Had seperate parts
My carrer 
Would be the arts

I'd be the star
Of Camelot
You'd be the half
That the whole world forgot

If I didn't have you

Cornwall (spoken)
I should be so lucky

Devon
If I didn't have you

Cornwall (spoken)
Oh wait! You'd be dead!

Both
Oh what I could be
If there was only me
Oh what I'd do
If I didn't have you

Oh what I'd do
If I didn't have you

Devon (spoken)
Trapped! Trapped

Cornwall (spoken)
Stuck here with you for 500 years

Devon (spoken)
Oh dear, it's learned to count

Cornwall (spoken)
If you got me a good lawyer, I'd have split 400 years ago

Devon (spoken)
Now listen here, pal, I didn't come here to be insulted!

Cornwall (spoken)
Oh? Where do you usually go?

Devon
I'd be a fire breathing lizard

Cornwall
I'd me one high flying wizard

Devon
You'd be nothing without me
You'd be extinct
You'd cease to be!

Cornwall
I'm so tired of your nagging

Devon
And I'm so tire of your bragging

Cornwall (spoken)
(laughs)Without me you'd have no brain

Both
With which to think

Both (sung in counterpart)
Cornwall Devon I'd be rocking with the dinos If only I Swinging with the rhinos Had seperate parts I'd re-dragonise this cave My carrer In a minute! Would be the arts "Cornwall" they would sing I'd be the star Cause I would be the dragon king Of Camelot
Both (together) I would love this world without you in it If I didn't have you Chorus If I didn't have you Both If I didn't have you Chorus If I didn't have you Yeah Yeah Yeah Devon (spoken) This way! Let me lead Chorus Yeah Yeah Yeah Cornwall (spoken) No, this way, twinkle-toes Both Life could be so sweet If these were both my feet Oh what I'd do If I didn't have you Cornwall (as Sonny Bono) I got you babe! Both Oh what I'd do If I didn't have you Both (as Elvis) Oh if I didn't Oh if I didn't Have you Both (spoken) Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Devon (spoken) Devon have left the building Cornwall (spoken) Thank you, uh, you never sung before, have you?



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